Broke: Private twitter account
Woke: Private Mastodon instance

Please play Tchaikovsky for my plants, thanks.

Tweeter bent over in pain rn, made me break my steak >:(

It's the brain fighting against you. It's also the brain controlling you. A botched dictatorship with a fool in charge

Will this awful summer end already, good God

The counter-attack is mounting. Tomorrow, UTF-7 encoded characters will be traveling through underwater lines at unimaginable speeds towards the Scandinavian region.

It's all coming together this Tuesday, sigh

The more degrees of separation, the deeper you must investigate

I'M SORRY NEIGHBOR. I FORGOT TO FORGET TO SHAKE HANDS. I'M VERY SORRY.

So this is where the niche meme comes from

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