Listen friends, I'll only say this once.
Broke: Private twitter accountWoke: Private Mastodon instance
How did we get here?
Please play Tchaikovsky for my plants, thanks.
My steak is fine :)
Tweeter bent over in pain rn, made me break my steak >:(
It's the brain fighting against you. It's also the brain controlling you. A botched dictatorship with a fool in charge
Guess I'll just have to give up huh
Will this awful summer end already, good God
The counter-attack is mounting. Tomorrow, UTF-7 encoded characters will be traveling through underwater lines at unimaginable speeds towards the Scandinavian region.
It's all coming together this Tuesday, sigh
The more degrees of separation, the deeper you must investigate
Hell yeah, verified links
I'M SORRY NEIGHBOR. I FORGOT TO FORGET TO SHAKE HANDS. I'M VERY SORRY.
So this is where the niche meme comes from
This local timeline is JUST ME. I'M KEEPING THIS PLACE ALIVE
The candle fight in HxH is still one of the coolest ones around
Today I have been cursed beyond recovery. I will never be the same Sergiovan again.
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